I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability, via holdingontothewordsthatyousaid)



can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore

(Source: 3033033, via huggedhemmo)


i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit

(via kaibas-enormous-ballsack)


the only exercise i ever do is walking from my bed to the potty then fridge then back to bed

(via unadmire)


Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

(via daughteroflilypotter)


someone needs to ice bucket challenge Samuel L Jackson…I just want a tirade of swearing...fucking ice bucket fucking challenge lemme fuck this shit up i’m tired of this motherfucking ice on my motherfucking face

(via tomhiddleeston)